We found these facts on the internet, so believe or trust the internet to know the reality check. We’ve all heard at least one ‘true’ ghost story from some or the other rando who swears he or she isn’t exaggerating. And while they’re great camp-fire conversation fodder, I’m sure we all know, deep down in our sane, logical brains that ghosts are a thing of myth.
The internet brought the world a list of “interesting facts about ghosts” – A round-up on the properties of ghosts, if you will. And we, the world of science, decided to take a look.
1. Ghosts are more active at night.
Apparently reduced electric disturbances make them and their ghostness more powerful. Or maybe they’re also really super-late risers like yours truly.
2. Kids and animals are more likely to sense ’em.
Of course, the only ones who can sense ghosts are those that speak little and barely make sense or those that don’t speak at all. ‘Cause presumably, the first rule of Ghost Club is that you don’t talk about Ghost Club.
3. Ghosts perpetually stay in a state of dilemma.
Most ghosts don’t know they’re dead and are always confused and stressed, as if stuck in a nightmare. Wait. By that logic, everyone in my office, myself included, is a frikking ghost!
4. Ghosts never sleep.
Neither. Do. Humans. I mean, uh, have you heard of the Internet? Nobody ever really sleeps anymore, people.
5. They’re absolute attention-whores.
Ghosts like to get themselves noticed and grab people’s attention…ohh really ?
6. They can read minds and look into the future.
Can they read that I genuinely don’t think that they exist and see that I’m never going to in the future either?
7. Ghosts can’t kill you.
‘Cause how will they grab our attention if we’re dead? Amirite?! *falls over laughing* No, turns out they can only make you kill yourself by taking over your senses. Uhm. Thanks. That, uh, changes everything.
8. They create trouble ’cause they’re bored.
Oh man. I can SO relate to that. *sigh* That’s basically all I did throughout college, people. Not even kidding a little bit.
9. Cats have a special connection with ghosts.
Cats, they say, are the only animal that can actually SEE them. I suppose, the cats told the researchers this during their long discussion about life after death, right after they decided to buy a boat.
10. There is such a thing as friendly ghosts.
Yes. A friendly ghost. That’s all I needed. Oh, they’re also known as imaginary friends. For those of us who don’t have any in the real world.
11. Churches are more haunted than cemeteries.
Because only the loser-ghosts still hang out at cemeteries, guys! What is this, like 1960?!
12. Mobile phones. They’re scared of mobile phones.
Apparently cell phones are killing off ghosts with their electric signals and noises. Wow, at least the rules for hanging with real friends AND imaginary friends are all the same – Put the damn phone down!
13. The White House is haunted.
The residence of the American President? Of course. Had to be. It’s the only way to explain why so many Americans are even considering voting for Donald Trump. The residence of the American President? Of course. Had to be. It’s the only way to explain why so many Americans are even considering voting for Donald Trump. The residence of the American President? Of course. Had to be. It’s the only way to explain why so many Americans are even considering voting for Donald Trump.
Once again these facts are not for sure real always, but people use to tell like this.
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